Nicholas B. Jackson

I’m going to start using this term: stonehenged. It stands for purposeful damage inflicted on a significant object. Ugh, our petty arguments were no reason for her to go ahead and stonehenge my car. Argh! He tried to mug me so I stonehenged his face.

According to the AP, two guys took a hammer and chisel to the Heel Stone of the ancient monument yesterday, breaking off a coin-sized chunk of rock before security guards chased them away. From TIME’s Richard Lacayo: “If it turns up on eBay, don’t bid on it unless you plan to send it back where it belongs.”